Enjoy the ocean, but, beware - she's a ruthless mistress.

Like a demon had strolled out of hell in pants and checkered shirt...

Except, in the pursuit of perfection - we lost all the fun in it.

"My husband is a little happy" is village-speak for 'roaring drunk'....

Your bum is exposed to marauding packs of hyenas in the Tsavo

Karish is haunted by the memory of an encounter with robbers a few years back, who ordered him to strip down and continue the show naked.

Matron would midwife births in the forest, sometimes in darkness

The morning after, it gets awkward. It's the wrong bride.

Is that a new girlfriend? Ain't it too many you got now?

Skip the shower. Mwanaume ni harufu, au sio?

Pleasant surprise, the snacks on the plane were free!

The concubines the men picked, would be women already married to other men

A traditional Meru meal that wrestles you to the ground.

Of Mukami, his wife, Kimathi would say: "I hate and love this little woman..."

He pauses, and declares himself a witch doctor...

The man of the house is startled. In true Luhya fashion, he seeks to defend his territory.

My change, please, or I do what I did in 1984

For a drink, walk into the station and pull down the national flag

You pick a surgeon's number off a flier, and dial for a vasectomy procedure.

R. Kelly: When you say teenage, how old are we talking about?

The piglet, under his shirt, feels like a lump of meat swathed in a towel...

The bullies called me out for using my mum's name as my surname

No one brings the old man a plate of hot cookies

If you've lost a phone on Nairobi streets, buy it back at Moringa, Tea Room.

Deaf babies babble with their hands

For a celeb, groupies and hangers on means a hefty cheque at the club

Stranded passengers would pool funds to buy fuel

As Jesus weeps in John 11:35, so will a recruit weep on this day

The former KNUT Sec-Gen made bad get to worse

The stampede at the water bowser, reg. GK 134E, had 300 men trampled to death